♥ A smile is a curve that sets everything straight ♥

Follow These Rules:
1) I need to tell you a secret LOOK AT 5
2) The answer is LOOK AT 11
3) Don't get mad LOOK AT 15
4) Calm down don't be mad LOOK AT 13
5) First LOOK AT 2
6) Don't be that angry LOOK AT 12
7) I just wanted to say hi =)
8) What I wanted to tell you is...THE ANSWER IS ON 14
9) Be patient LOOK AT 4
10) This is the last time I'm going to do this LOOK AT 7
11) I hope you're not mad when I say this... LOOK AT 6
12) Sorry LOOK AT 8
13) Don't get mad LOOK AT 10
14) I don't know how to say this LOOK AT 3
15) You must be really mad LOOK AT NUMBER 9

My name is Rachel

I'm a BIG fan of selena gomez, demi lovato , ashley tisdale , emily osment , alyson and amanda michalka , taylor swift and victoria justice.
I ♥ the JONAS BROTHERS

I started to like ashley tisdale after seeing"HELLCATS"
My celebrity crush is ♥ Jesse McCartney ♥ 
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Check this out, I hope you'll learn something:

Lost your pen = no pen
No pen = no notes
No notes = no study
No study = Fail
Fail = no diploma
No diploma = no work
no work = no money
no money = no food
no food = you get skinny
you get skinny = then you get ugly
Ugly = no love
no love = no marriage
no marriage = no children
no children = alone
alone = depression
depression = sickness
sickness = death

Lesson: Don’t lose your pen, you will die... ;P

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1. It is physically impossible to touch all ur teeth with ur tongue.
2.All retards after reading the 1st fact will try it
3.U will discover that the 1st fact...is a lie
4.Ur smiling now cause ur a retard 
5.U soon will post this on ur pg
6.Theres still a smile on ur face, thats cause ur a retard
If ur a retard post this on ur pg;P

I'm a retard♥LOL!


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24 WAYS TO ANNOY UR PARENTS!!
(I LAUGHED SO HARD READING THIS!!!;P)
1. Follow them around the house everywhere.
2. Moo when they say your name.
3. Pretend to have amnesia.
4. Say everything backwards.
5. Run into walls.
6. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion.
7. Go into their room at 4 in the morning and say "Good Morning Sunshine!"
8. Snort loudly when you laugh and then laugh harder
9. Say all of the words in a film.
10. Pluck someone's hair out and yell "DNA!!!"
11. When your mom sees anything start acting like a hen.
12. Talk to a pen.
13. Have 20 imaginary friends that you talk to ALL the time.
14. Try and climb the wall.
15. In public yell "NO MOM I WILL NOT KISS YOU!!!"
16. Put pegs on your nose and eyes.
17. Switch the light button on and off for awhile. Then say "Ohhh...I get it!"
18. Eat your hair.
19. Hold their hand and whisper to them "I see dead people."
20. When you shower or bath yell"I'm drowning!"
21. At everything they say yell "LIAR!!" 
22. Pretend to be a phone.
23. Try to swim in the floor.
24. Tap on their door all night.

Put this on ur page if ur
ANNOYING

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