Pickles + me = GIMMIE SOME PICKLES!!!!!!!!!
If you like pickles friend me
if anyone is on ROBLOX friend me my username is awesomeparmagirl
Plz be my friend
Thanks to eveyone who votes for my Blingees!!!
If all my friends were to jump off a bridge, I wouldn't jump with them. I'd be at the bottom to catch them...
I don't like selfish people cause i know someone (kid at school) and this kid (not saying who) always wants to be better than eveyone and this kid always makes stupid comments to EVERYONE so don't be that kid.
Join my groups: http://blingee.com/group/81870--CoLoRfUl-PeOpLe- and http://blingee.com/group/81930--Avril-Lavigne-Lovers-
FUNNY BLONDE JOKES!!!!
A guy decides to bring his new blonde girlfriend to a football game. After the game is over, he asks her if she liked the game.
She replies: "Oh it was great, I loved watching those men in tight clothes, but there is one thing I don't understand."
"What did you not understand ?"
And the blonde says: "Well, at the begginning of the game, both teams flipped a quarter to see who would kick off first. Then the rest of the game everybody was yelling get the quarter back, get the quarter back, get the quarter back. So I thought to myself, gosh it's just a quarter!"
There was this bar and in the bar there was a magic mirror.
If you told a lie it would suck you in.
One day a brunette walked into this bar. She walked up to the mirror and said 'I think I'm the most beautiful woman in the world' and it sucked her in.
The next day a redhead walked into the bar. She walked up to the mirror and said 'I think I'm the most beautiful woman in the world' and it sucked her in. Then the next day a blond walked into the bar. She walked up to the mirror and said 'I think...' and it sucked her in.
A blonde had just totaled her car in a horrific accident. Miraculously, she managed to pry herself from the wreckage without a scratch and was applying fresh lipstick when the state trooper arrived.
"My God!" the trooper gasped. "Your car looks like an accordion that was stomped on by an elephant. Are you OK ma'am?"
"Yes, officer, I'm just fine" the blonde chirped.
"Well, how in the world did this happen?" the officer asked as he surveyed the wrecked car.
"Officer, it was the strangest thing!" the blonde began. I was driving along this road when from out of nowhere this TREE pops up in front of me. So I swerved to the right, and there was another tree! I swerved to the left and there was ANOTHER tree! I served to the right and there was another tree! I swerved to the left and there was ...."
"Uh, ma'am", the officer said, cutting her off, "There isn't a tree on this road for 30 miles. That was your air freshener swinging back and forth
Lost your pen = no pen
No pen = no notes
No notes = no study
No study = Fail
Fail = no diploma
No diploma = no work
no work = no money
no money = no food
no food = you get skinny
you get skinny = then you get ugly
Ugly = no love
no love = no marriage
no marriage = no children
no children = alone
alone = depression
depression = sickness
sickness = death
Lesson: Don’t lose your pen, you will die... ❤
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Picachu!!!
THESE ARE BLINGEES MY FRIENDS MADE FOR ME!!!!
http://bln.gs/b/24minr By:Smilesalot69
http://bln.gs/b/24fyew By:PuppyLover0126
http://bln.gs/b/24jhnl By:PuppyLover0126
http://bln.gs/b/24nug5 By:Tortue-Lilas14
