LOL...;)

well is not easy talk about myself jejjeje  LOL lo que si se, es que soy de una imaginacion bien elevada ;) LOL porque como dice mi abuela , un ser humano sin imaginacion es como nacer preso y morir...soy amante de la fantasia , de lo que los seres humanos no podemos ver , pero sabemos que en algun lugar aguardan por ser descubierto ...que locura lol , pero ni modo asi soy :) YOU  SAY THAT IM CRAZY , BUT IM NOT THE ONLY ONE ;) LOL...Girls" ---------------
-----------are like apples------
-------on trees. The best ones-----
-----are at the top of the tree.-----
---The boys don't want to reach---
--for the good ones because they--
-are afraid of falling and getting hurt.-
-Instead, they get the rotten apples-
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples up top think
something wrong with them when in
-reality they're amazing. They just--
---have to wait for the right boy to
---- come along, the one who's-
----------- brave enough to-----
---------------climb all---------
---------------the way--------
--------------to the top--------
-------------of the tree.--
If you feel happy put this on your profile!
Man: “I’d like to call you. What’s your number?”
Woman: “It’s in the phone book.”

Man: “But I don’t know your name.”
Woman: “That’s in the phone book too.”

Man: “So what do you do for a living?”
Woman: “I’m a female impersonator.”

Man: “Hey baby, what’s your sign?”
Woman: “Do not Enter”

Man: “How do you like your eggs in the morning?”
Woman: “Unfertilized !”

Man: “Hey, come on, we’re both here at this bar for the same reason”
Woman: “Yeah! Let’s pick up some chicks!”

Man: “I’m here to fulfill your every sexual fantasy.”
Woman: “You mean you’ve got both a donkey and a Great Dane?”

Man: “I know how to please a woman.”
Woman: “Then please leave me alone.”

Man: “I want to give myself to you.”
Woman: “Sorry, I don’t accept cheap gifts.”

Man: "If I could see you naked, I’d die happy:
Woman: “Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I’d probably die laughing.”

Man: “Your body is like a temple.”
Woman: “Sorry, there are no services today.”

Man: “I’d go through anything for you.”
Woman: “Good! Let’s start with your bank account.”

Man: "I would go to the ends of the world for you.
Woman: "Yes, but would you stay there?

Did it hurt when you fell out of heaven?
Comeback: Not near as bad as when you hit planet rejection... JEJEJJEJ╔╗╔╗╔╗╔═╦...
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╝╚╩║╚╝╚═╚═╝..♥ .. ♥
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twiztedgirl69

twiztedgirl69 dit:

Il y a 2479 jours
thanks for the comment on my blingee of my son :) I checked out your blingees and you have some pretty cool blingees! :) hope you have a great day!
Hairart

Hairart dit:

Il y a 2494 jours
Thanks for your comments you too have a nice weekend takecare X 
cocoaberi

cocoaberi dit:

Il y a 2585 jours
Love the story about the apple tree in your profile.  I also got a kick out of the jokes you posted.  
NNAvd

NNAvd dit:

Il y a 2702 jours
Благодарю!
Ваша картинка с "девушкой" +5
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sammie5000 dit:

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こんにちはあー
English:Uh hi
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Hello, hehe lol love ur pic :)

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